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“I Just Cant Stop Failing”: Agni Missile of India

November 25, 2009

Indian Agni Missile test Failed again? Yes, again. This should not be a surprise for anyone, most of India’s Missiles don’t work and are just dead weights shooting out hot air and nothing else. Al Hamdullillah Pakistan has always done successful Missile Tests, and Inshallah in future we will do successful tests as well.

Defense scientists and military commanders today downed shutters, with each of the authorities denying responsibility after the failure of an Agni II missile that was being tested last night. This is the second failure of the 2000km-range nuclear-capable missile this year after claims by the defence establishment that it was inducted by the armed forces five years back. The missile was said to have been proven by the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) before the army took possession for deployment in 2004.

It was developed by the DRDO’s Advanced Systems Laboratory, Hyderabad, and integrated by the defence public sector unit Bharat Dynamics Ltd in association with private companies. DRDO sources said they could not comment because the Agni II now belonged to the Strategic Forces Command (SFC), which was conducting the trial.

https://i2.wp.com/www.topnews.in/files/Agni-II-missile301.jpg

Military sources said, however, that DRDO scientists were monitoring the test and that they would be able to explain what had happened after an investigation that could take up to two weeks.

The SFC is a unified command of the three armed forces that reports to the Nuclear Command Authority headed by the Prime Minister. The SFC is the custodian of nuclear weapons and their delivery systems. DRDO sources said they could not comment because the Agni II now belonged to the SFC. Military sources said DRDO scientists were monitoring the test and they will be able to explain what happened after an investigation that could take up to two weeks.

A scientist said the missile was launched successfully but went off its pre-set trajectory about a minute after lift-off when it was at a height of about 20km. The missile has a two-stage thrust, the first lasting about 60 seconds and the second about 50 seconds. The possibility is that the second-stage booster did not fire in the way it was expected to. Strangely, the last failure, in May, was also said to be at the second stage. On that occasion, when the missile was fired at 10.06 in the morning, it did not travel the full distance.

“The Indian Scientists and engineers could not figure out the problem of second stage failure in six months yet they went ahead with another failed test.”

Visual evidence from last night, said the scientist, suggests the missile fell into the Bay of Bengal off Wheeler’s Island, near Orissa’s Balasore.

The Agni series of missiles is part of the DRDO’s Integrated Guided Missile Development Programme (IGMDP) first headed by A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. The Agni III with a range of 3,500km failed a test in 2007.

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51 comments

  1. itna ghatiya missile aur worst color scheme, its like puff puff missile of cartoons. india is becoming worst technologically then we taught.


  2. LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS QUOTES, WHOSOEVER WROTE IT, POSSESSES VERY NAUGHTY MIND. HERE IT IS,

    “Indian Agni Missile test Failed”

    “Again? !!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “Yes again”

    and

    “most of India’s Missiles don’t work ”

    and

    “are just dead weights”

    and

    “shooting out hot air and nothing else”

    Pakistan Zindabad.


    • Y should we fear u cowards. We were the ones who kicked ur ass for 1000 years.


      • You fool, only reason why muslims ruled India for a 1000 years was because we let you. India is the only nation which Islam hasnt been successful in capturing and are still a ‘minority’. We let you rule for a 1000 years and then threw you out, that is what is called ‘POWER’ we will dictate on how and when at our terms. Look at what happened now after Pakistan is created it is now an utter disaster on its way to being a failed state in the near future. Pakistan has no economy it lets American bomb its own land so American will donate some money so they can survive. I bet Jinnah is looking down from the sky and shaking his head saying what the hell have I done.


    • lol.. there was no pakistan 1000 yrs ago.


      • Pakistan was created the day the first Indian embraced Islam. These are the words of our Quaid and we have total faith in them. But a d**kh**d like you won’t understand that.
        let’s talk over a cup of tea in Delhi. See u soon! 😀


      • @sal when suleman said we, he meant muslims, u got it now.as said pakistan is for muslims and muslims r one and we ruled means muslims ruled india for 1000 years and will inshallah rule india again forever.


    • in case you wonder where to find another news report of the test failure, here are youtube videos captured from one of your own TV news channels:


      • Did he call the missile a ‘patakha’ at 0.13??? :S


      • Anyway this shit is making me nervous. Somehow these geniuses do not seem to realise that in case the missile completely misses its target, they may cause an accidental war. My open advice to them is to STOP TRYING!!!


  3. lolz, hahaha! and what about Bramos,….

    mein nay ek comment pari youtube, aur kissi nay lika tha:Hindustan=gandoostan=failstan!

    pakistan zinda o paindabad


  4. they r testing firecrackers again and again ………
    bad news for all indians ………..
    they should make cow cola ( cow piss ) rather then missiles ……….


  5. That “missile” looks more like a giant marker or crayon 😀
    Poor Indians, they’re always SUCCESSFUL in FAILING xD


    • LOL


  6. This is too hilarious man i just can not stop laughing
    shame on these bunchof foolsssssssssssssssssssssssssss


  7. Is it a missile or a ball point???


    • It’s a big marker mate 😉


      • It’s a big marker that only writes a sentence and that is “INDIA A COMPLETE FAILURE, COWARD EXTEMIST HINDU BANYA EPICENTER OF TERROR, A ROUGUE STATE, WHOSE DHOTIS LOSE WHEN THEY HEAR THE NAME OF PAKISTAN AND THEY GET THEIR ASS MASSAGED WITH ROGHAN JOSH AND BEND THEIR ASS IN FRONT OF OUR COURAGEOUS SOLDIERS WHO KICK IT WITH THEIR PESHAWRI CHAPPALS”!!!!


  8. this video shows the “creativity” of “zionists + indian minds”.

    Video: Creepy commercial for Israel’s missile sale

    http://pulsemedia.org/2009/03/10/armsdog-millionaire-israeli-weapons-pimp-bollywood-style/

    enjoy!

    😀


  9. if the same “creativity”, which is witnessed is in making of video, is used for missiles then indian may end up singing just dinga dinga – dinga dinga deeeeeeeeeee only.


  10. @ cow lovers

    SAL (India) : Mommy Mommy why cant we build weaponry 😀 ??

    Mother : Because dear your Daddy (Pakistan) already has them

    SAL : I’m still going to build missiles 😦

    Mother : Nahi Beta, Yeh Bachon ka khail nahi hai 😀 :

    😀 😀 😀 …..lol lol lol lol :


    • LOLzzzzz….


      • lollllzzz


  11. LOL what you kids are doing, having fun???? 😀 leave them alone, let them play with their toys, Alhamdulillah

    Pakistan Forver!


  12. IS TARAH TO HOTA HAI IS TARAH KE KAMON MAIN

    And Indian Navy salvaged it to sell as scrap.


  13. this missile is multipurpose if it works then “wow” otherwise indian govt will use it as storage tank .they will store cow cola ( cow piss ) in it …….
    recycle every thing ……….it is good for world.


    • Lolllllllz !!!!!!!!!


  14. it is not a total failure i offer india if they give me few 5million dollars i can personally solve the technicality of this missile……i don’t know why these gheek snake chamers are doing with it that every time it brings shame upon them….
    TMH
    USA


  15. SAL
    loll until when u gona satisfy yourself lol
    admit it u ppl are cow lovers lolzzzz


    • what i said was right isnt it? 😀 😀

      i am not a cow lover. i am a lover of chilli beef fry though


      • @ SALa

        Checked the website thoroughly….dickhead

        This website enlists Afghanistan at 41st rank…who, with a little brain in the head instead of ass, thinks Afghanistan as 41st military power? the country is in complete jeopardy…their police is still under training… maybe they mean Talibans..if this is the case then Afghanistan should be listed before US…and why? because even US can not withstand them. lol

        Go get some life, drink cow-cola and take a shower with the rest…


  16. @ Sal

    lol lol lol …Typically malu drop out talking rubbish as usual..lol

    Which planes u dumb ass …The ones that dont fly and ur now spending 10 billion dollars on buying more crap which advanced countries are going to scrap …lol lol lol

    2- As if your generals havent stated that pakistan is not match for them …you dont have military equipment to secure SRI LANKA …Pakistan is a different league altogether 😀 😀

    3 – Were doing our job by writing articles ..but its your true dedication that you keep on coming up here to get ridiculed and laughed at …what a dumb fool..

    Get back to the street corner…lol lol


    • @ Princess.Babur 😀

      and yes pakistan is in a whole different league than india and china.

      http://www.globalfirepower.com/

      enjoy 😀


      • @ Sal the Black Ass Malu

        lol lol lol …So ??..you Malu can you please stop posting articles insulting India here..Isnt it a SHAME that you guys cant handle a country which is ranked MUCH lower than you in NUMBERS …lol lol..But still shows you the middle finger in terms of POWER and Kicks ur ass at every corner..lol lol lol- What a DUMB MALU MUNDU LIFTING, capioca eating Bi***h..lol

        1 – USA
        2 – China
        3 – Israel
        4 – Russia
        5 – India
        6 – England
        7 – South Korea
        8 – North Korea
        9 – Pakistan
        10 – Turkey

        Pakistan has the 6th largest Army in the world and the strongest in the Muslim World 😀 😀

        Here try this Ranking:

        http://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/30-22635.aspx

        And that link u sent again was created by some third class MALU like u :D…lol lol lol

        Here is the reason why Pakistan is on TOP 😀 😀

        Many of you will ask why Germany, Japan, Italy, France are not mentioned in the top ten. Short answer is that while they have very strong forces, they are just not numerically strong. Germany has the most powerful hard hitting Armies in the world, but its total size of the German Army only numbers to 100,000 Men. Japan has only 60,000 men in its army. France is ranked below the top ten, as it has a strong Land Army, but again numbers are too small and mostly France is engaged in peace keeping operations in West Africa and Eastern Europe so it?s downsizing its conventional Army. Italy has a very strong Naval Force, but it lacks in Air Force and Land Forces.


      • Sal the Black Ass Malu…..

        lol lol lol …So ??..you Malu can you please stop posting articles insulting India here..Isnt it a SHAME that you guys cant handle a country which is ranked MUCH lower than you in NUMBERS …lol lol..But still shows you the middle finger in terms of POWER and Kicks ur ass at every corner..lol lol lol- What a DUMB MALU MUNDU LIFTING, capioca eating Bi***h..lol

        1 – USA
        2 – China
        3 – Israel
        4 – Russia
        5 – India
        6 – England
        7 – South Korea
        8 – North Korea
        9 – Pakistan
        10 – Turkey

        Pakistan has the 6th largest Army in the world and the strongest in the Muslim World 😀 😀

        Here try this Ranking:

        http://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/30-22635.aspx

        And that link u sent again was created by some third class MALU like u :D…lol lol lol

        Here is the reason why Pakistan is on TOP 😀 😀

        Many of you will ask why Germany, Japan, Italy, France are not mentioned in the top ten. Short answer is that while they have very strong forces, they are just not numerically strong. Germany has the most powerful hard hitting Armies in the world, but its total size of the German Army only numbers to 100,000 Men. Japan has only 60,000 men in its army. France is ranked below the top ten, as it has a strong Land Army, but again numbers are too small and mostly France is engaged in peace keeping operations in West Africa and Eastern Europe so it?s downsizing its conventional Army. Italy has a very strong Naval Force, but it lacks in Air Force and Land Forces.


  17. @Sal buy some night goggles for your AGNI II and Gen. KAPOORA hahaha. We should not even bother about your missiles as your capable army is fully capable of dropping these night vision missiles on to themselves. NOW BURN IT LIKE YOU BURN YOUR DEAD LALA JI BURN IT!!!!


    • LOL… got jelous huh? 😀

      proves what i said was true!


  18. Somebody above said “Marker” and even better “Crayon”…

    LOL


  19. I told ya…Russian technology sucks…!!

    Only Russian AK-47 and prostitutes work at their best, but I am quite confident that India does not need any assistance in the second category of expertise; maybe she can help Russia in successful development of this very industry. AKs are working satisfactorily in Kashmir and Naxal Red Corridor. Aur kia bachay ki jaan lae ga ab!!

    All the times, Pakistan fingers India, Indian army dashes to the border, stairs, barks and goes back home without having the courage to bite.. General Deepak Kapoor should better be lending his expertise to Bollywood in copying Hollywood movies.

    Bharaties pretend to be ‘tigers of Asia’ when it comes to only Pakistan, because they misconceive Pak as a weak country while when it comes to China (even when China does kama sutra with Bharat on an international arena and in Aaruna-chal by constant incursion, Bharat seems to be a stray dog with its tail closely held in the hind-legs and their soldiers not having the balls to fire a bullet go to the forward posts with banners with ‘Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai, PLEASE respect our border’ written in English and Chinese….lol…. I personally term it as ‘Selective Bravery of Bharat’.

    Pakistan sae rishta kia?…La Illaha il Lallah
    Kashmir ki mandi…Rawalpindi
    Bhooka Nanga hindustan..Jan sae piyara Pakistan..
    Kashmir banay ga Pakistan

    Abb koi ch**tiya hindu yahan per reply mein yeh na likh dae please keh…
    doodh maango gae kheer daen gae…kashmir maango gae ‘cheer’ daen gae…
    Cheer ka matlab Kashmiri aur Punjabi maen bahut bura nikalta hai..I shouldn’t mention it here. aur salo COW-Cola wali kheer apni mata ji ko hi khilao.

    Chak dae phatay…Aeh waji aeh na kannaN utay…lol


  20. Dear India Buddy , in reply to your comment about “IAF” , I hope you remember MM-ALAM , 5 of YOU MIGS shot down ……. GO and READ the WAR History …. 😛

    OK stop caring about missiles, cuz you will not get the time to think when whole of the india will be History within 10 mins, Pakistani Missiles will Destroy India and his Mother Israel , na rahay ga India na banay ka AKHAND BAHARAT, na rahay ga israel na pa sakain ne apni PROMISED LAND ….

    ZINDABAD PAKISTAN
    MURDABAD INDIA
    ………….


  21. why dun u just shove these missiles in your A** !!!! mix it with some Cow Pi** …and the drink is ready …!!!


  22. leave all the things…. just look at the weak forces of india, mumbai “drama” , 10 Armed men, took all the forces of India , for 72 hrs..OMG, and their forces danced like shemales, LOL …. !!!


  23. Check out Indian COw lovers
    List of ” Worlds top 10 Superpowers 15 years frm today ”
    http://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/72-19813.aspx

    PAKISTAN ZINDABAD


  24. babur many mallus r muslims too as malabar has majority muslims and people living there r known as mallus.malabari muslims dont like this term “mallu” as this is derogatory to them, so dont use mallu instead when u mean hindu it means u r talking abt brahmin,banya,thakur and they r hardly 15% in india.


  25. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MISSILE? PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN”T THROW STONE AT OTHERS DUDE…


    • LOLzzzzz…Do we have Missiles??? hahahahahahaha Do we People?!!!


    • OH MY GOD! We are sitting ducks…


  26. Perhaps they should send Sunny Deol to start those missiles seeing his anti-Pak movies always flop at the box office!!!


  27. Pakistan zindabad, Cow lovers murdabad


  28. Look who is talking here I buy everything from China but rename it after a useless mughol invader HAHA. Atleast Agni 3 worked and it is not from China either haha



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